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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather died quietly in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."
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"Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC? She deleted that email."
"A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!"""
"I love getting blowjobs, but sometimes I feel like an asshole."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"I was in a tailor. I said to the guy, ""I need something for a wedding."" ""What's that?"" he queried. ""A woman that really loves me."" I wept, leaving the shop."
"I figured those penguins would thrive in our freezer but no."