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Joke of the Day

"a 3 year old daughter * her - will i have a baby in my belly some day? * her dad - if u want to.. * her - no, that place is for candies"

"My college bar had a ""Blow your GPA"" drink special night until all the Asian students died..."

"If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding."

"Don't blindfold an Asian with a shoe lace. That's lacist."

"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"

"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"

"Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?"

"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."

"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"

"What do you call a Mexican that loses a car? Carlos."