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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when everyone is behaving on a cruise ship? Cruise control. LOL fuck everyone hahahaha 666SATAN666"

"What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net? Well man it's been reel."

"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."

"This guy clicking his pen in Starbucks just got stabbed when I stabbed him."

"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"

"How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer"

"Hearing them call a 25 year old hockey player a 'veteran' and a 28 year old player 'old' has done zilch for my self esteem today"

"I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke but it ran away."

"In the Philosophers prison... I shank, therefore you are not"

"What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired."