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Joke of the Day
"I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke but it ran away."
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"wow did you see that premature ejactulation man he came out of nowhere...."
"Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire."
"This commedian went up and only had one setup and punchline his routine was a joke"
"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"
"I got a black girlfriend now. I burned my hand on the stove."
"Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."
"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."
"Hm. Not sure whether to scold my son for chasing the cat or thank the cat for excersizing my son..."
"I like my men like I like my coffee shops. Clean. Smells nice. Free wi-fi."