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Joke of the Day

"I'm not gay... But I'm starting to get suspicious that my boyfriend may be! This one was dropped on me by my 10 y/o cousin yesterday."

"What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair? A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)"

"Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are? Blackheads."

"The worst thing about browsing reddit is [removed]"

"What do you call a horse who disagrees with you? Glue."

"What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common? Matching uniforms."

"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."

"A comedian walks into a bar full of r/historians.. [deleted]"

"I'm thinking of getting a tribal tattoo to express my individuality."

"What would you order... From a menstruating ice cream scooper in Ireland? Sunday, Bloody Sunday."