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Joke of the Day

"What would you order... From a menstruating ice cream scooper in Ireland? Sunday, Bloody Sunday."

"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."

"Twins Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend when her identical twin sister walked by. Then my girlfriend asked me, ""Do you think my sister is pretty?"""

"""Support bacteria it's the only culture some people have!"""

"I have this joke about Ebola... But you probably wouldn't get it."

"The cannibal arrived late to the dinner party. He was given the cold shoulder."

"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."

"Wanna hear a Joke? Women's rights..."

"I like my woman just like my muffin I prefer the top and never eat the bottom."

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."