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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of getting a tribal tattoo to express my individuality."
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"What do you call a large penis? A sperm whale."
"Local humor How can you tell a chemist from a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges."
"My stats teachet said I was just average What a mean thing to say"
"So...Donald Trump was on The View today. I kept rewinding it and watching it trying to spot Elizabeth Hasselbeck's boner."
"What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye? Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells"
"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""
"What does Trumps Hair and a Thong have in common..? They both barely cover the asshole."
"I know a girl who is completely obsessed with Mexican men. She's a Pedrophile."