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Joke of the Day
"What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common? Matching uniforms."
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"What does the bumper sticker say on Caitlyn Jenner's car? My Other Penis is a Vagina"
"That lazy moment when you start reading someone else's status and then realise its too long so you just like it."
"Battered Women Not as delicious as it sounds"
"My own personal hell sounds great, actually"
"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"
"*gives up seat on bus for an old lady* *whispers in her ear* ""This isn't over"""
"A boy asks his mother a question Boy: ""Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"" Mom: ""That's because your aunt likes flowers."" Boy: ""Mom, what do you like?"" Mom: ""Oh, be quiet Richard"""
"Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries"
"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."