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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about browsing reddit is [removed]"

"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"

"I think, therefore I am. I shrink, therefore I swam."

"Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought ""a"" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine"

"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."

"If you're a germaphobe and you know it... wash your hands!"

"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."

"We could use Thor and his hammer to solve all our energy problems... I see the headlines already ""Earth powered by Generathor""."

"Punchline help needed Q: What do you call a bachelor party without strippers? A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)"

"How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house? One more."