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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."
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"I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter (taken from a front page meme)"
"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."
"Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?"
"Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve? The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation."
"DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts? Apparently you first have to remove your daughter."
"thought i wanted to die but turns out i was just hungry"
"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."
"I hope Confucius type jokes are alright. Chinese mating robots, make many chinks."
"My wife told me to stop listening to Wonderwall with the volume all the way up And I said MAYYYBEEEE"