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Joke of the Day

"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"

"How are women and computers the same? Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra."

"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."

"You had me at: I'm calling the police."

"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"

"Guys, Kelly Kapowski does not belong solely to me She belongs to us all She's R. Kelly"

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it wont screw."

"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."

"Lesbian sex is like swimming. [NSFW] It's not hard, and gets you wet."

"CW: Have you had 5 guys? Me: *blank stare* That's kinda personal don't ya think? And that's when I found out it's the name of a burger joint"