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Joke of the Day
"You had me at: I'm calling the police."
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"Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken."
"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"
"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."
"If all women said yes There would be no more rape."
"I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense."
"Guys, Trump isn't Hitler... ...because Hitler actually won the popular vote."
"Psi walks into a bar And says to the owner ""Such a nice unit you have here, totally on a different scale"""
"A neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender: ""How much does a glass of beer cost?"" The bartender replies: ""For you, no charge""."
"[Pickup] got a dank sub woofer for $100 today whoops wrong sub"