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Joke of the Day

"CW: Have you had 5 guys? Me: *blank stare* That's kinda personal don't ya think? And that's when I found out it's the name of a burger joint"

"What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money? A Naanprofit!"

"What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine? A snowblower"

"How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!"

"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"

"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"

"I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive."

"""So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"" ""We enjoy eating out and trying new food."" ""So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"""

"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."

"Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality... Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review."