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Joke of the Day
"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."
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"saleslady: can I help you ""yes, how many leg holes do these pants have?"" saleslady: ummm just the usual two ""nice, nice"""
"I was seeing a therapist for trust issues, but I had to quit going when I found out he was seeing other patients."
"Girls at parties are like parking spaces, if you're late all the good ones are gone, So when nobody's looking you stick it in the disabled one...."
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"
"Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke? [Removed]"
"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"
"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"
"Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"