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Joke of the Day
"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"
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"Is this one haunted? ""No"" What about that one? ""Ma'am, none of the booze is haunted"" What kind of wine and spirits store is this?!"
"I have a huge clock. Some would even say it's pendulous."
"What stopped winter from coming? Winterfell and it can't get up."
"""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" -FDR ""Exactly."" -everyone with anxiety"
"As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself ""What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"""
"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."
"I should make a gym that only accepts fat people I would get tons of business, tons"
"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."
"In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed"