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Joke of the Day

"DONALD TRUMP DROPPED OUT!! April Fools :("

"If To Catch a Predator was a TLC show it would have ended with Chris Hanson getting caught by himself"

"I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today Atleast I think she was poor. She only had $.75 in her wallet."

"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"

"My friend is addicted to Time-Travelling But he reckons he can stop at any time."

"I can't wait until my breasts make milk. Sometimes I get thirsty. And the fridge is all the way over there."

"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."

"I have a hotmail email account. But don't worry, I use it ironically."

"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."

"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"