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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait until my breasts make milk. Sometimes I get thirsty. And the fridge is all the way over there."

"Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift? A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register."

"Username goes to the store. He buys three oranges and goes to the till. Username checks out."

"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Bought online."

"I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones. I didn't make the cast."

"""Haha nice"" = i would rather be dead than continue this conversation"

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"

"Customer: Waiter this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh sir."

"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "