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Joke of the Day

"I have a hotmail email account. But don't worry, I use it ironically."

"What do you get when you mix blood and piss? Bliss!"

"I've been married a long time, but I bet first dates are still the same. Lots of awkward arguments about Reaganomics."

"What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? A Bobbitt"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"

"Why is a T-rex so angry? He can't masturbate."

"Two dinosaurs walk into a bar.. I couldn't believe it. (Got this from a comedy show)"

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"

"Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They're repulsive!"

"How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his."