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Joke of the Day
"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"
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"Want to know the worst thing about yourself? Hang out with a kid for an hour, then ask them."
"Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth"
"Why would somebody punch a sheep? Ewe wouldn't understand."
"[my husband turning onto our street] ""know what I think?"" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. ""we've been down this road before"""
"Say what you will about us hypocrites, but the standards we claim to have are WAY higher than yours."
"Why didn't hitler ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que? He always tends to burn the franks."
"My colleague at work said I'm a gullible twat. Who am I to argue with the current WWE champion?"
"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."
"Q. What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments."