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Joke of the Day

"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"

"Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, ""Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system."" Oh boy!"

"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."

"Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!"

"Damn you autocorrect for making me look like an idiom. Always trying to make a tool out of me."

"when is it OK to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire!"

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."

"9: Dad, did you know that in some cultures the groom doesn't even know the bride until after they're married. Me: That's every culture son."

"What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles? Hey, pho queue, dude"

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"