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"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."
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"A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein."
"Mom: (weeping) Son...your Grandpa...he...he... He, overdosed on viagra... (sobs) Dad: i'm sure this i HARD for you... (Not my joke heard this and died laughing, had to share)"
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"If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression."