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"What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer."
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"""Welcome to Fight Club,"" said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried."
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"Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs."
"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"