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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You."

"My Wife accused me of being immature I told her to get out of my fort"

"LIFE is just a game of Monopoly and RISK."

"Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today."

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"

"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."

"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."

"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."

"WHERE MY INTROVERTS AT? [a few people shuffle their feet & pretend to check their phones]"

"What's the difference between a Private and a Private First Class? Where they sit on an airplane."