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Joke of the Day

"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."

"The waiter came up to my table and said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"What's the only thing better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."

"What do you call an erection you get at a funeral? Mourning wood"

"Freedom Knock Knock Joke ""Knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""freedom"" ""freedom who?"" ""Just kidding, freedom doesn't knock freedom rings"""

"How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day? None"

"Surprisingly, the only Street Fighter II move based on one of Chuck Norris' was Chun-Li's. Chuck Norris prefers to travel by performing four upside-down double-roundhouse kicks per second."

"If you need a distraction from the election there is a new American reality TV series starting soon. It's called The White House. Apparently the lead actor has been given a 4 season contract."

"Dear Edward, maybe the reason you can't read Bella's mind is because there's nothing in her head. Sincerely, Logic."