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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Private and a Private First Class? Where they sit on an airplane."
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"which 2 insects are the most foolish? ant-ticks"
"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"
"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"
"The only laid I'm getting... is laid off."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? Come in. -Come in who? ( )"
"What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution? Something you do for the first week of the new year."
"Me: How long have we had that pillow? Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days"
"Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach."
"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."