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Joke of the Day
"50 Cent Or as he's known in Zimbabwe, 400,000,000 dollars."
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"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."
"'welcome to subway how can i-' ME:*punches counter*WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID MAN CARRY A SMALLER PITCHER OF KOOL-AID 'sir-' M: IS IT HIS PISS"
"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"
"Dr: your father is real sick Woman: [sobbing] how long? [her dad wheelies past on a bmx] Dr: almost six yards that time"
"What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"
"COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this"
"Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? The gun only has one trigger! -Clorox Bleach"
"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."