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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"
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"I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it."
"How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !"
"Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really pissed off his daughters could be monkeys."
"Did you hear that there's a new ""Divorced Barbie""? Yeah - she comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."
"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"
"What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer"
"I had sex with a girl at an apple orchid and she ended up getting pregnant... It's probably because I came in cider."
"I am so dwarf that... I am so dwarf that people don't take me seriously enough to win any competition other than stand up comedy!"