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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic."

"Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope."

"stolen from dave allen Imagine if you will you are at a man's house having your way with his wife and he comes home early and catches you. And he says ""Carry On"" and you can"

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"I'm too young to be too old for everything."

"I like my coffee like I like my women ... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch."

"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""

"Wanna hear a joke about a stupid person? well, too bad. I can't talk to you over the internet. Stupid."

"I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"