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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a cock sucker, then I took an arrow to knee."

"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."

"The Muffin Joke Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said ""Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"" The other turned and shouted ""Oh my god a talking muffin!"""

"Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he's solo."

"Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? Please answer. It's very urgent."

"What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca-lip this?"

"A small part of me is filled with self-loathing for how much pizza I can eat in one sitting. The rest of me is filled with pizza."

"Anyone know the lyrics to ""Around the world"" by daft punk? I always forget.."

"concerned about people posting false lunches. lying about the food they ate on here. fraud meals. please start putting the receipts up"

"The DJ just asked me ""How low can you go..."" So I slept with his wife and took custody of his kids."