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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a cock sucker, then I took an arrow to knee."
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"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."
"A gay guy wants to quit smoking... So he put a nicotine patch on both arms, now he's down to 2 butts a day."
"That awkward moment when... When Mars has more water than California..."
"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."
"When your kids are little you're a super hero.When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."
"I hate when i'm trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse u it's not ur birthday so take a step back"
"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie"
"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."