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Joke of the Day
"I'm too young to be too old for everything."
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"Italian WWII Tank for Sale It has 5 speeds; 4 are reverse."
"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."
"Why don't ducks blow glass? To many quacks"
"I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too."
"I'd kick you in the vagina..... ...but I am afraid I would lose my shoe."
"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"
"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."
"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."
"""Here, let me suck as much life from you as possible."" -jobs"