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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"

"I wish making friends didn't involve talking to strangers."

"Holy Communion: PRIEST:""This is the body of Christ. Take it "" ME:""Uum,can I instagram it first?"" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*"

"The twin towers remind me of genders There used to be two of them and people get offended when you talk about them"

"How do you keep a man in suspense?"

"It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you."

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."

"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"

"Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning"

"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"