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Joke of the Day
"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"
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"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."
"The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be his friend."
"My wife is like a treasure You'll need an accurate map and a fucking shovel to find her."
"I thought all the men at my gym were being exceptionally nice for a Monday morning but turns out my workout pants are just see-through."
"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""
"I like my women like I like my clothesline. Strung out and tied up."
"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."
"*Full parking lot* Me: IF THERE IS A GOD, FIND ME A SPOT AND I WILL BECOME RELIGIOUS! *spot opens up* Me: NEVER MIND, I FOUND ONE!"