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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about a stupid person? well, too bad. I can't talk to you over the internet. Stupid."

"What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit? IT'S R/AWW!!"

"BMW tried to make an amphibious vehicle... Mercedes and BMW started selling amphibious vehicles. Soon, however, BMW was forced to stop selling them, as their customer's kept getting the Benz."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""

"What is the difference between pot and pussy? If you can smell the pussy across the room, it's probably not the good stuff."

"There are so many songs that tell us how to breathe. It's like musicians and songwriters have never heard of the autonomic nervous system."

"America, a land ... where many people think the moon landings were fake but professional wresting is real."

"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."

"Wanna hear a zoophile joke? So, this guy gets into a bar."

"What did the gay crocodile do when made the head coach of a thirsty football team? He gave them GatorAIDS"