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Joke of the Day
"I have no regrets. By which I mean I regret not saying no more often."
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"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."
"""I < 3 You"" means I'm smaller than 3 of you."
"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."
"Say the punchline first How do you ruin a joke?"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."
"How does a cat tell time?? In meowers"
"A woman walks into a brothel trying to find work... ""Do you have any openings here?"" she asks the manager. The manager replies, ""Sorry, we have too many right now."""
"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor? He took everything literally"