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Joke of the Day
"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a vagina? Nothing. They are both cunts!"
"What's better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ!"
"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"
"If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street."
"What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer? The wheelchair"
"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."
"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."
"I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters"