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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in ;)"
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"My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together... ...thank goodness for staples, huh!?"
"What's a racist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"
"My 10 yr old daughter was saying how stressful life is but she did add ""well, at least I've managed to go 10 years without drinking"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"
"Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing."
"Getting your identity stolen is a nice reminder that at least one person out there has it shittier than you & wants to trade places."
"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"
"Why was the gay man ambitious? Because all he wanted to do was *SUCCEED*."
"""This place sucks."" ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery"