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Joke of the Day
"Say the punchline first How do you ruin a joke?"
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"Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..."
"I called the rape hotline today Apparently it's only for victims"
"What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality? An alter eagle!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!"
"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."
"What do you call a weak cup of tea? Subtlety."
"Bad news: I just stepped on the cat. Even worse news: I think I just created a Nicki Minaj song."
"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
"I knew a guy obsessed with baking pastries. He was a real dough-nut."