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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."
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"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."
"Girl: My doctor says I can't have sex for two weeks...:-( Boy: What did your dentist say?"
"LOL there's like 20 guys w/ ""Female Body Inspector"" windbreakers that's hilarious they're seizing my hard drive & business records LMAO"
"5 Jewish ladies sitting at the table in the restaurant... ...waiter comes by few minutes after the food was delivered to the table and asks: -Ladies, is ANYTHING ok?"
"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"
"My Girlfriend assured me that a small penis should never be an issue in a loving relationship.. But I still wish she didn't have one at all."
"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"
"You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work."
"Tom Swifty ""My mom is my dad!"" Said Tom transparently."