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Joke of the Day
"If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they're usually around 90 degrees."
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"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a bananna"
"""Dad, I cant sleep."" Dad: [enters chugging a Monster] SLEEP IS DEAD. GET A JOB. ""Dad Im seven-"" Dad: SO WERE THE DWARVES BUT THEY HAD JOBS."
"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."
"Jesus wasn't just fit.... He was crossfit."
"Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? Type-O"
"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"
"I finally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"TO: Everyone who has been run over by a boat in Venice... ...my deepest gondolances."