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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A fish."
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"What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription? Homo erectus."
"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her."
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"What do you call a crashed Vertibird? ( Fallout 4) An Invertibird."
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"What's the difference of a wife after 10 years of marriage and the Simpsons' new episodes after 10 years on the air? The wife doesn't suck."
"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""
"[me narrating a documentary on urchins] ""look at these boring moist porcupines"""