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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"
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"And the award for best neckwear goes to... ...well would you look at that, it's a tie."
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"Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten."
"no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh"
"I was so close to having sex after a long dry spell Then my wife woke me up"
"Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent."
"What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS*** Popeyes!"
"What do you call the German word for Vaseline? Derweinerslider"
"Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down."