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Joke of the Day
"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"
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"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"I painted my scanner black so it would run faster. Now it can't read."
"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."
"I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model."
"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"
"What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad? No telemarketers."
"My eyesight is good, but my strongest sense is non."
"date: so wat do u wana do next me: why dont we slip into somthing more...convertible [climbs into ferrari] date: omg wow is this ur car me: no"