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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Zombie Japanese Chefs? the Woking Dead"
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"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? You give them a couple of test-tickles."
"There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones."
"Christmas Trees and The Pope Q: What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?? A: Their balls are for decoration only"
"What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time? Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III."
"Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan."
"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"
"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)!"
"What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra."