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Joke of the Day
"Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts."
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"Username goes to the store. He buys three oranges and goes to the till. Username checks out."
"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."
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"Two things are expected on reddit. To be corrected and to find out who's racist"
"I like my coffee like my politics... I don't like coffee."
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"how many apples does it take to make a pie? 3.14159265358979323846....."
"Free Willy.....Again?!?!?! Why da phuq! Did they have to ""free Willy"" so many f***ing times?!?!"
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes up too much space in my freezer"