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Joke of the Day
"A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day."
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"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"
"My sister said she wanted to have sex with me. I tried to say no, but she was incestant."
"Do you remember blowing bubbles in the bathtub as a kid? Saw him the other day, told me to say hello!"
"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."
"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."
"Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love. This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames."
"A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies ""No. I'm travelling light."""
"The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges."