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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."

"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead - I'll just hang around."

"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."

"I nicknamed my girlfriend melody Because its loudest and always on top"

"Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal."

"RIP boiling water You shall be mist"

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision."

"Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you."

"My music teacher was arrested for sticking his dick through a sheet of music Apparently, it's illegal to have sex with A minor"

"I had a dream where I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Where the hell is my pillow?"