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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."

"looks vs personality Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"

"In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads."

"Why are fish always on drugs? They just keep getting hooked."

"TIL that if you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end... You would die."

"How do you comfort a Grammar Nazi? There, their, they're"

"Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend."

"How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars? ""Well... If it's any constellation..."""

"I'm selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me."