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Joke of the Day

"Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love. This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames."

"My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp, I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again."

"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."

"Kanye goes to law school just so he can yell THE DEFENSE WESTS YOUR HONOR and moonwalk out of the courtroom. The defendant is executed."

"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."

"""Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."" ""Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"""

"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."

"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees."

"Fishing There is a fine line between fishing, and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot"

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty-six year olds? There's 20 of them!"