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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies ""No. I'm travelling light."""

"What's the difference between a hooker and jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."

"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"

"Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing."

"If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?"

"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."

"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."

"A man and a woman get into a lift Man says to woman ""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" the woman says in disgust ""Must be your vagina then!"" replies the man."

"Sociology homework. I need to compile ten jokes. 5 from females, 5 from males. Could I please get jokes, as well as genders?"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG"