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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"
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"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
"What did Cinderella say when she got down to the ball? Mmmrrggglllrrsllurp"
"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."
"Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling ""PARMAGEDDON!"" might just be the game-changer your Monday needs."
"What did one druid say to the other? Bear with me..."
"What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? A Chopin' knife!"
"How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 'Cause I stepped on it."
"Accidentally bring the wrong kid home on Halloween once and now I have to listen to the same stupid story EVERY year."