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Joke of the Day

"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"

"Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"If 50 Shades of Grey were in the NFL... ...it'd be on the Commissioner's Exempt list."

"Pick up line for fat chicks ""Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet."""

"I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying."

"Damn my forehead is big! My Mom used to call it a fivehead."

"Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK."

"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."

"What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church? Nun is better!"

"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"