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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK."
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"My name should just be man1012... because I have no D. (according to a YT commenter)"
"- How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile? - Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"
"When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug them and whisper softly in their ears, ""no one cares."""
"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water. Boom-boom-chhh!"
"The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke."
"What kind of drugs to frogs take? methamphibians."
"Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?"
"I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang.. But I don't want it to come back to haunt me."